You've seen the Burma Shave signs along Routes 30 and 125:

JIMMY HAD HAD IT
WITH PASTA AND CHEESE
"BISCUITS AND GRAVY
ON SATURDAY, PLEASE!"

and

SHE WANTED PUMPKIN
HE WANTED APPLE
A DATE AT THE SCHOOL
ENDED THEIR GRAPPLE

Swing by the Cornwall School on Saturday to see what all the roadside versifying is about.
No reservations necessary--buffet service runs from 5 to 7 pm, and features festive fall foods, locally grown and made, including chicken and biscuits, cider, squash, potatoes, gravy, quick breads and both apple and pumpkin pies.
The cost is $10 for adults, $5 for children 12 and under, and $30 per family. Highchairs and booster seats will be available, and there'll be gluten-free options for biscuits, pies and quick breads.
Takeouts may be picked up between 4 and 5 pm. Those wishing to take out are asked to pre-order by calling 462-2170.

Remember:

TO MAKE MAMA COOK
YET AGAIN WOULD BE CRUEL
SO SATURDAY MAKE SURE
TO HEAD FOR THE SCHOOL