Greetings Fellow Swiss Roll Eating Contest Enthusiasts! Not surprisingly, the tension already is beginning to build in anticipation of this year's Swiss Roll Eating Contest. To be held at 12:30PM on Saturday, July 6, at Park Village. Everybody is invited to participate and/or spectate. All you need bring is an appetite and a willingness to consume great quantities of Swiss Rolls in a short span of time! Contestants will have a choice between three warm/hot sodas (with high concentrations of sugar, of course) to serve as a chaser to help move the Swiss Rolls down the contestants' digestive tracts. Where, hopefully, they'll remain! At least until the contest is over.
We'll start off with a contest for the kids. And then move on to the major event. Unconfirmed rumors hint that several world-class Swiss Roll Eating Contestants may attend this year's event. Though our contest doesn't award any prize money, it does confer enormous prestige upon the annual victor. And, of course, it was a great honor for our 2018 contest to be featured in the August 2018 issue of Swiss Roll Digest! The photo-spread was absolutely breathtaking.
Hope to see you at Park Village on Saturday, July 6! Remember, the parade starts at 10:00AM this year.
Jim Leary, Brandon Swiss Roll Eating Contest Facilitator