Humor —
I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile. From Matt Gang in Burlington’s Old North End tonight on Front Porch Forum…
Free toaster
Are you tired of your trust worthy toaster, tirelessly toasting your toast to the desired toastiness? Boring!!!
Are you ready for an adventure? My toaster won’t let you down. You won’t start every morning with loud [...]
The urge to build community with those nearby is a strong impule for many people… and lots of folks seem to realize that neighbor connection has declined. Friend Nik just shared this blog post from Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert. He calls it Cheapatopia.
Congratulations to the eight winners of the Front Porch Forum raffle to celebrate Lake Champlain’s Quadracentennial. Here are their entries and the event to which they won a pair of tickets…
If I had twenty pounds of “Willis” for every year since Samuel de Champlain saw Lake Champlain, I would have a “Willis-ton”. -Kathy Rude, Williston [...]
First it’s missing gnomes in Hinesburg, now we hear from Alex on Front Porch Forum in Williston about his escaped tent…
Sometime during the 40 mph winds Thursday night, our tent (which was staked to the ground with 8 stakes!) for some reason decided to see where the wind would take it…. literally.
Perhaps it was not [...]
Bill’s not letting the economy — or a bear attack — get him down (as posted to his Hinesburg neighbors on Front Porch Forum today)…
Bear Market finally hits Baldwin Rd
Delighted with the Budd and Schubart bird delis and their cornucopia of curious feeding devices, a hungry black bear, out for a Saturday evening ramble on [...]
My favorite Front Porch Forum headline of the day comes from Penny in Essex Junction, VT…
Library Book Cart Precision Drill Team Seeking Leader
Brownell Library Is Looking for Book Cart Precision Drill Team Leader for its entry in the Memorial Day Parade Saturday 23 May.
Have you always wanted to drive one of those little cars in [...]
Front Porch Forum members are having fun with the Nine Words for 2009 raffle. Any resident of Chittenden County, VT may join FPF and enter the raffle! Some entries from today…
Who Could Write A Poem With Just Nine Words?
“She is not home and she never will be.”
One orange mitten, on porch railing, Locust and Chestnut.
Bought [...]
Front Porch Forum gets lots of predictable postings among neighbors, but I didn’t see this one coming…
“Does anyone know of a place that would have a vintage style Hearse that I could rent like a Limo? Do I just start cold calling Funeral Parlors?” -Brennan in Burlington’s Old North End
“Cold calling” indeed.
Favorite Front Porch Forum posting of the day (from my neighbor, Don)…
Neighbors – I am looking to buy a vinyl version of Meatloaf “Back Into Hell” (it’s the Bat out of Hell II), from around 1993, I think. The condition of the vinyl is not important, but my sister wants a cover in good [...]
Wendy in Winooski offered some of her garden plants to her neighbors via Front Porch Forum yesterday. This kind gesture didn’t work out so well…
Okay – I suppose I should have been more descriptive about those hens and chicks i wanted folks to help themselves to. They are small, round, green and grow in the [...]